I overheard a snippet of conversation as I was heading up to our parking garage today. Girl1: "...tied a pork chop around the wrist." Girl2: "I didn't know you could..." Unfortunately that was all I heard over the traffic noise, and they were walking in the opposite direction. I admit that I am curious about how the rest of the conversation went.
Oh, and here's a video that Semagic had saved in draft. Apparently I was going to post this some time back.