I love this quote in particular: "I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else."
I'm not racist. Look, here's a picture of me with a black person. We're both smiling. Almost.
Mind you, it may look like a racist decision to the rest of us, but he's only thinking of the children.
"There is a problem with both groups accepting a child from such a marriage," Bardwell said. "I think those children suffer and I won't help put them through it."
Ah, those poor children of interracial couples - they will never have a fair chance. Never amount to anything. No hope of ever achieving their full potential, like becoming the president of the United States...