the Sweet Smell of Burning Fur (plonq) wrote,
the Sweet Smell of Burning Fur

  • Location:
  • Mood:

Toilet humour

Since the washroom is right next to the coffee room, I dashed in there to take care of some pressing business while I waited for the microwave to finish with my lunch. To my surprise, the stall and both urinals were occupied while a fourth person stood ready to pounce on the first one that came available.

"You'll have to take a number and get in line," he said.
"So," I replied, "even in here I have to mind my pees and queues?"

Nobody appreciates a pun these days.
  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.