Should I spike him?
Do it for great justice!
Don't do it!
Why do those first two answers have to be mutually exclusive?
Write a funny story about twinkies. Then stabby stabby.
Eat more fish. Then spike time.
Well... blast it all! He appears to have gone home for the day while I was working on this entry. The results of this poll are academic now, but go ahead and fill it out as a validation or indictment for having done the right, or wrong thing.