Raid Leader: "Okay, I want three healers on the main tank, healers on both of the off-tanks, and at least two of you healing the melee groups. plonq will be handing out the healing assignments."
Plonq: "Mew?" O_O
Raid Leader: "What, nobody told you about this in advance? It was your idea to do the healing assignments this way, so I figured you knew."
Plonq: "Ack!" x_x
Guild Master: "Oops, my bad. I forgot to tell him."
Ah well, we downed the first two bosses (we'd been aiming for three), so it worked out okay. I don't mind handing out the healing assignments - I just hope they give me some advance warning next time.