the Sweet Smell of Burning Fur (plonq) wrote,
the Sweet Smell of Burning Fur
plonq

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Alas for better judgement.

The automated report will go out with this cover text in the e-mail:

"Please see the attached file for details. Please do not reply to this automated email message. Seriously, don't do it. Just move that mouse pointer away from the Reply All button and take a deep breath.

If you require updates to this report, or to changes in the scheduling of this report, please contact [redacted] with your request."

The original text I was contemplating was something closer to this:

"Please see the attached file for details. Please do not reply to this automated email message. This report server is powered by puppies on a treadmill, and every time you hit Reply All to one of these messages, the server zaps one of the puppies with a laser. You like puppies, don't you? Please be governed accordingly.

If you require updates to this report, or to changes in the scheduling of this report, please contact [redacted] with your request."
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